You Should Buy Pepper Spray For Christmas

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Blame Others for Fart Noises with a Remote Controlled Fart Machine
by Plantari Swartz

The thing we adored about this was that armed with a remote Controlled Fart Machine, you are guaranteed to embarrass your victims and pleasure all of your onlookers with a raucus belly laugh whenever the idea tickles your fancy. You can use a Remote Controlled Fart Machine almost anywhere. It is a toy for every age, a clear te...

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baby father baby mother
by Ricardo Liu

In recent years, in Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou, Shenzhen, Hangzhou, Chengdu and other places, there has been a group of "city Pension doll family" in their eyes, these dolls are no longer an ordinary toy, but was given a new life, they affectionately call themselves "baby father baby mothe...

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The Audacity to be Ignorant
by Salim Boss

When life is preoccupied with American Idol, African Idol, Asian Idol, Indian Idol, Australian Idol, Eskimo Idol . . . ; when precious moments are spent watching talk shows, from Tyra, to Oprah Winfrey Show to Late Night with Conan O'Brien to Jerry Springer . . . ; when alarms are set to remind the beginning of 'Apprentice', ...

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One hour trading Forex without Software
by Matt Stewart

On December 24 of this year I decided to give my forex trading software a

break. I put the forex robot on pause at about 1:30 AM and started watching

the market thinking that the day before Christmas would be a slow day. Well it started out to be just that, the Euro/USD was running pretty much a flat li...

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You Should Buy Pepper Spray For Christmas
by Nui Kahuna

Every now and again I get a little something from one of our boys serving abroad. One of the things that makes us uniquely American is the ability to laugh in the middle of a war zone, a quality the terrorists don't seem to have in their jihad catalog. This falls under the category YOU MIGHT BE TALIBAN IF: 1. You refine ...

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