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by Alfred Halfnight

There is almost nothing funny about the credit crunch. Many Londoners will be taking this year's holidays in such spellbinding destinations as Watford, Kent and the Cotswolds rather than sunny Spain or the Amalfi Coast.

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Funny Wedding Toasts
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The best place to start for funny wedding toast for your wedding speech is to brainstorm some embarrassing stories.

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"Wow Any Audience: How To Be an Effective Emcee"
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Funny T Shirts: A Great Icebreaker
by Ninea Scoble

Getting tired of your plain workday clothing? When the Saturdays rolls around it is ideal to brighten things up a bit by using casual wear that shows one has a sense of humor and do not take yourself too seriously. When it is time to cut loose, fun, festive clothing would help puts one in a excellent mood. Varying your trend by ...

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Hello.

Dear Friend,

First Sir, I must apologies for interfering into your privacy. My name is Tom Taylor I am the son of the former President of Liberia Mr. Charles Taylor. My father was a hero who was called back from his private enterprise by the people of Liberia to salvage them from their unending sorrows and turmoil in the hands of late tyrant President Samuel Doe. It was out of patriotism my father left his private enterprise and came down to Monrovia, Liberia to fight the dictatorship government of Liberia under the rule of errs while President the Late Samuel Doe. Only to be back stabbed by the same people and loyalist to the late president to be tried for corruption and looting.

Prior to my father taking over the mantle of leadership, my father was already a minerals salesman and was known to be selling non conflict diamonds which he purchased from the mines in The Congo and made millions of dollars in his own private enterprise, because he became President of Liberia a country also known for large deposit of diamonds, the enemies of the state and loyalists to the late president are now aligning his wealth with the proceeds of the sales of diamonds in Liberia.

My Father is an honorable man and cannot deep his hands into the economical strength of Liberia, the pride of his own country for selfish reasons. He was already a millionaire and single handedly fought the tyrant government of the late Samuel Doe. He started his own army and stopped the brutal killing of women and children, where a law was passed in the year 1988 that all women and children should be shot for disobeying their fathers. I want you to understand what my family has been fighting for, all these years and nobody a just destroy our family name, prosecute my father and now take the only remaining wealth of the family. Presently, there is a secured amount of money both in diamonds deposit and cash to the tune of ($500.000.000.00) Five Hundred Million US dollars in total.

The diamonds are conflict free diamonds and all relevant papers and documents to that effect are also available for conveyance to any designated mailing address of your choice. While the cash deposit are in a bank account lodged in my name Tom Taylor Fernandez in a fixed deposit account in a bank in Europe. You see my mother is not from Liberia, she is an Irish National from Ireland and this was why my father trusted me to secure his funds, being a half-caste and mixed blood I would not be suspected by having any familiar ties with my father. Although we resemble, but the resemblance is quite vague being that I am white and my father is dark.

All that is needed is for you to help me, to secure these funds and the diamonds on trust for my family. The diamonds are of these specifications:

1-15 Carats
Colors: D E F G H I J
Clarities: VS1-S3

All make able, saw able, Octahedrons, Dihedron, of a rough estimated value of Three Hundred Million US dollars. Whilst the cash deposit is valued after accrued interest for an over ten years of numbered fixed deposit is in the exact value of Two Hundred and Ninety Eight Million USD (USD 298M), all in US dollar currency.
I pray your response is cordial and we can work together.

Regards,
Tom Taylor
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Book Signings - A Humbling Experience

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The Us President Barack Obama To Cancel The Term Papers For High Schools
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The US President Barack Obama has recently announced his intention to send to Congress a new bill envisaging the sweeping educational reform in order to catch up with the world's richest countries in terms of graduation rates and improvement of the overall school grades. The main goal of the project is to ensure that each young ...

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Cartoon Humor Can Tickle Your Funny Bone
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Didn't the world seem a lot better during Saturday morning cartoons? There was no school, no troubles and no homework worries as cartoon humor entertained us for hours. All it took was the favorite show, a bowl of corn flakes and a never ending smile. Somehow, the tradition faded in time but if you still like cartoons, ...

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Making Fun Internet Quizzes
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Internet quizzes are a fun and popular way to test your knowledge on certain topics, such as your friends, your favorite band, or even historical events. There are also personality quizzes that match you up with a character or personality, depending on your answers.

Quizzes are also lots of fun to make. A popular site f...

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Book Signings - A Humbling Experience
by Gene Myers

I recently authored a work of fiction entitled, SONGS FROM LATTYS GROVE (August 2010 from PublishAmerica). The imaginary berg of Lattys Grove is based on Defiance, Ohio, located in the northwest corner of the Buckeye state about an hour south of Toledo. Although I am a native son of Defiance and have authored four books, the loc...

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How to Plan for Incredible Ladies Nights out in UK

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Another tough day of getting pulled around. And without a word of thanks or recognition. The forlorn cabinet pull went to bed thinking, "What's the point? Why, I'll bet no one would even notice if I disappeared."

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How To Make A Funny Prank Call
by Jono Forrest

I have to admit then when I was a kid I used to be involved in some random calls to people I didn't know. We would say and do stupid things simply to amuse ourselves. Not only is this immoral, it's not very funny either!

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Armless Leather Chairs To Furnish Your Man Cave
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Leather armless chairs to put in your man cave? Wait what's a man cave and what's wrong with regular furniture living room chairs or even armless living room chairs for equipping my man cave? Well a man cave is that special place where you hide in your house from the nagging of women folk. It can be a basement that is redone in ...

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Transforming Activities for Children into a Fun and Learning Experience
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If you think that it is easy to win children's attention, think again. Yes, you may be able to tickle their fancy for a brief moment but eventually, they will get bored with your antics and you will find their attention drifting away to other things. Thus it is best to become more creative with your chosen activities for childre...

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How to Plan for Incredible Ladies Nights out in UK
by tris tan

There is no need to have an excuse to have a ladies night out with your friends. Be it a birthday or a hen night, you can have the same amount of fun with the gang of girls. In the case of a friend's hen night, there is no limit to the number of choices that you have to enjoy and have maximum fun. To make it fun and memorable wi...

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CONTACT MR KIET SUNAN FOR YOUR TRUNK BOX

Customers Service Hours--Monday to Saturday:

Office Hours Monday to Saturday:

 

Greetings !!!

 

We have been waiting for you to contact me for your Trunk Box worth

$1,650,000.00 (One Million, Six Hundred and Fifty Thousand United States

Dollars), being compensation fund for 150 scam victims, but I did not hear from

you all this while.

 

 

I have deposited the Trunk Box with UPS COURIER SERVICE, in Asia, I

traveled out of the country for a 3 Months Course and I will not be back until

completion of my 3 months course. What you have to do now is to contact the

UPS COURIER SERVICE immediately to know when they will deliver your

consignment to you because of the expiring date.

 

For your information, I have paid for the delivery Charge, Insurance premium and

Clearance Certificate Fee of the consignment showing that it is not a Drug Money

or meant to sponsor Terrorism attack in your Country. The only money you will

send to the UPS COURIER SERVICE to deliver your Trunk Box direct to your

postal Address in your country is US$154 only being Security Keeping Fee of the

Courier Company so far. Again, don't be deceived by anybody to pay any other

money except US$154.

 

 

I would have paid that but they refused, because they don't know when you will

contact them and in case of demurrage. You have to contact the UPS COURIER

SERVICE now for the delivery of your Trunk Box with this information below:

 

 

 

Contact Agent: Mr Kiet Sunan

Email Address: mr.kietsunan00@gmail.com

Phone Number: +66806041134

Reconfirm the below information to the agent:

 

1. Full Names:

2. Residential Address:

3. Phone Number:

4. Identification:

5. Occupation:

6. Country:

 

Let me repeat again, try to contact them immediately you receive this mail to

avoid any further delay and remember to pay the Security Keeping fee of US$154

for their immediate action. You should also let me know through email as soon as

you receive your consignment. Below is an attached copy of your trunk box.

 

Yours Faithfully,

Mrs Vanida Samorn

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It's been a full ten days since the initial Snowmaggedon hit the Virginia suburbs, and the main street that runs through my little part of the world has still not been plowed. Or salted. Or sanded. In order to negotiate the street you have to put your tires in the grooves worn in to the ice by fellow travelers…and hope that you ...

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Dirty Rich People
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End of tenancy cleaning in London is a hassle no one really wants to deal with. To make a bad situation worse, the credit crunch has been tough on all of us and what was already an unpleasant prospect has since become a downright dismal one. Though as the saying goes, "when you've got nothing, you've got nothing to lose." Eco...

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Throughout my management career, like many of you, I've been a road warrior; and I chronicled some of those adventures in my book, AFTER HOURS. My business travels have taken me all over the planet, which required stays in many different types of hotels. There were quite a few interesting events that occurred during those times,...

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The Best Places for Girls Night out in London
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London is the capital for having a fantastic girls' night out with your friends. It has the glitz and glamour like clubs, bars and restaurants required for making your night with the girls special. It is expensive when compared to the other places but definitely worth the money especially on a hen night. Trust me, you will not b...

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ATM CARD-0411

Attention Beneficiary;

This is to bring to your notice that, I have paid the re-activation fee and the delivery of your ATM. I paid it because the ATM-0411 $1,200,000.00 USD, has less than 14 days to expire and when it expires the money will be feited into Government purse (account). With that I decided to help you pay the money so that the ATM will not expire because I know when you get your ATM definitely you must pay me back my money and even compensate me for helping you. Now i want you to contact Fedex Express with your Full Contact informations so that they can deliver your Card to your designated address without any delay. Like i stated earlier.

The delivery charges has been paid but i did not pay their official keeping fees since they refused. They refused and the reason is that they do not know when you are going to contact them and dumurrage will be increasing. They told me that their keeping fees is $45 per day and the parcel was deposited Yesterday.

Below is their Contact Informations:.

Contact Person: Rev. Alfred Nna
Email: ( fedexpcoucom02@w.cn )
Tel: +229-9784-1084

Contact them Today to avoid increase of their keeping fees and let me know once you receive your Card.

Finally, make sure that you reconfirm your Current address and Direct telephone number to them again to avoid any mistake on the Delivery and ask them to give you the tracking number after paying them to enable you track your package over there and know when it will get to your address. Let me repeat , try to contact them as soon as you receive this mail to avoid any further delay and remember to pay them their OFFICIAL Keeping fee for their immediate action today to avoid the increament per a day.

Your Parcel Details:.

Tracking number:*************
Package Number: 00876538
Registered Name: Wesley Vission
Registered Company Name: Raymond International Pte Ltd.

Please make sure you send this needed infomation to the Director general of FedEx Express Delivery Company Ltd Rev. Alfred Nna. with the address given to you. Note. The FedEx Express Delivery Company did not know the content of the package. I registered it as a letter, they don't know it contains valuable ATM CARD. This is to avoid them delaying with the package, don't let them know the content of the package. I am waiting for your urgent response.

You can even call the Director of Rev. Alfred Nna on this line +229-9786-1084.

Yours Faithful

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FROM: PERRY WINCHESTER
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DANA UNTUK INVESTASI PROYEK

Hari yang indah sekali!
Perkenalkan nama saya Ria Citra, Saya tinggal di London namun berasal dari Indonesia . Saya bertemu seorang bankir yaitu Mr.david Franklyn berniat untuk datang berinvestasi di Indonesia. Dia memberikan masukan kepada saya untuk mencari seorang teman di Indonesia yang dapat membantu dia untuk berinvestasi. Apakah Anda bisa membantu Mr.David? Mr.David Franklyn sendiri adalah seorang Direktur Executive yang mengurus pengkreditan dan Nota Luar Negeri di Bank Of  Citibank (UK) PLC, yang beralamatkan di 11 Earl Grey Street Edinburgh EH3 9B. Dia ingin mentransfer uang sebanyak 5,000,000.00 pounds dan menggunakannya untuk berinvestasi di Indonesia. Apabila anda berminat ingin membantu, mohon anda juga bisa membantu saya dalam:
1. Hal transfer dana yang dimaksud
2. Memberikan arahan dalam hal-hal yang patut diinvestasikan
3. Membeli harta perumahan di Indonesia
Apabila anda benar-benar berniat untuk membantu beliau dalam transaksi ini, anda akan diberikan bagian 30% dari jumlah dana 5,000,000.00 Pounds. Mr.david akan sangat senang apabila anda bisa membantu dengan memberikan NOMOR TELEPON anda. Ini supaya Mr.David bisa memberikan informasi lengkap tentang cara, prosedur dan berbagai macam hal yang berhubungan dengan investasi agar dana ini bisa ditransfer atau tersedia untuk anda.Saya menunggu balasan dan reaksi positif anda.
Apabila anda BERMINAT membantu saya dan Mr.David, silahkan memberikan BALASAN  ke email saya: citraria2000@hotmail.com
Hormat,
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YOUR INHERITANCE FUND HAS BEEN APPROVE FOR TRANSFER.

From The Desk OF: Jamie Dimon C.E.O

270 Park Avenue , 39th Floor New York,10017

JP Morgan Chase Bank New York .

PHONE: 845-514-9871

Email: jp.morganchasebank@accountant.com 

 

Date: 01/010/2010.

                                        

REF: PAYMENT NOTIFICATION OF US$10.500,000.00

  

Dear: Sir/Madam

I am Jamie Dimon Chief Executive Officer, President and Member of Operating Committee, JP Morgan Chase & Co, set up to fight against scam and Fraudulent activities worldwide.

This Group is responsible for investigating the legitimacy of unpaid contract, inheritance and lotto winning claims by companies and individuals and directs  payment of verified claims to the beneficiaries without further delay.

You are being legally contacted regarding the release of your long awaited INHERITANCE fund. After a detailed review of your file, the (HALIFAX BANK LONDON) has mandated the JPMORGAN CHASE BANK to release your fund immediately. The sum of US USD10.5Million has been approved in your favor via my desk. This payment will be effected through Swift Telegraphic Transfer.

You are advised to Include the following information.

Your Full Name.......?

Your Address..............?

Your Private Cell Phone Number.....?

Your Account Name......?

Your Bank Name / Address....?

Your Account Numbers.....?

Your Routing Numbers.......?

Your Age/ Marital Status.....?

Your Occupation/ Position......?

Copy of your International Passport or Valuable Drivers License.....?

 

for reconciliation with Information forwarded to the bank by this office.

 

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Your Prompt Co-operation is highly imperative.

    Thanks for Banking with us.

            Yours Truly.

 

           Mr. Jamie Dimon.

          PHONE: 845-514-9871

  Executive Chairman, Chief Executive Officer,

President and Member of Operating Committee, JP Morgan Chase & Co

 

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ATM CARD-0411

Attention Beneficiary;

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The delivery charges has been paid but i did not pay their official keeping fees since they refused. They refused and the reason is that they do not know when you are going to contact them and dumurrage will be increasing. They told me that their keeping fees is $45 per day and the parcel was deposited Yesterday.

Below is their Contact Informations:.

Contact Person: Rev. Alfred Nna
Email: ( fedexpcoucom02@w.cn )
Tel: +229-9784-1084

Contact them Today to avoid increase of their keeping fees and let me know once you receive your Card.

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Your Parcel Details:.

Tracking number:*************
Package Number: 00876538
Registered Name: Wesley Vission
Registered Company Name: Raymond International Pte Ltd.

Please make sure you send this needed infomation to the Director general of FedEx Express Delivery Company Ltd Rev. Alfred Nna. with the address given to you. Note. The FedEx Express Delivery Company did not know the content of the package. I registered it as a letter, they don't know it contains valuable ATM CARD. This is to avoid them delaying with the package, don't let them know the content of the package. I am waiting for your urgent response.

You can even call the Director of Rev. Alfred Nna on this line +229-9786-1084.

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Stephen Colbert for President?
by Lateef Warnick

As the old cliché goes "It's not what you know but who likes you"? Sure plenty of us know of Oprah Winfrey and certainly she knows quite a few people but as evidence shows, the people she's helped to advance their business or cause were the people that appealed in a favored light. As most of us have witnessed it's rarely the p...

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How To Generate Funny Ideas
by CHENG GUAN KHER

Whether you are a cartoonist or a humor writer, here is one great funny tips.The two phrases "what if" and "anything goes" are catalysts for generating funny ideas.

The phrase "what if" challenges your imagination and "anything goes" takes you beyond your imagination. With the combination of these two key stimulants, you...

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Stand Up Comedy Tips That Teach You How To Be Funny
by Karen Winton

If you have a lot of unique and funny jokes to say, then, why not make a living while you make people laugh? You can do this by becoming a comedian. To learn more about stand up comedy tips, read on.

Many individuals want to learn how to be funny; some with the reason of wanting to impress their dates, while others aim t...

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How to Get Fantastic Hen Ideas
by tris tan

Do you want someone to help you with fantastic ideas to make your hen party memorable? There are a lot of ways in which you can get perfect ideas to make your hen weekend or night fun filled.

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