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FROM THE DESK OF Mrs.Farida Waziri: (Chairman) ECONOMIC & FINANCIAL CRIMES COMMISSION (EFCC).
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I, am Mrs.Farida Mzamba Waziri: (Chairman) Economic And Financial Crime Commission, a committee set up by the Federal Government of Nigeria under the able President Goodluck Jonathan.The purpose of this committee among other is to investigate,verify and settle all outstanding debts owned to foreign beneficiaries whose payment is overdue.

Consequently, we received a directive from the office of the president, ordering this office to settle all genuine payment which include contractors, Inheritance and Lottery Winners, whose debts has been outstanding for a long time now.and for those that has shown sufficient proof regarding the release of their fund, And we wish to inform you that in our record here, you have fulfilled such conditions as the rightful beneficiary of the said $11.8M (Eleven Million Eight Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) But the reasons why your own payment has to be delayed is because, there is presently a counter claims on your funds by two men, This two men are presently trying to make us believe that you are dead and even explained that you entered into an agreement with them, to help you in receiving your fund, So we want to know if you truly entered into an agreement with this two men thereby making them the current beneficiary.

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We appologise on behalf of the President and the good citizens of this country Nigeria for any delay and lost this most have caused you and promise that such thing will not happen again.And if you are dealing with anyone regarding this payment, Please we urge you to STOP, Because this is the only office that was approved to release your payment

Kindly reply today for more information and directive

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Yours Faithfully

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Thanks and God bless you.

Yours in Service,

Mr. Ben S. Bernanke

Chairman Federal Reserve Bank New

York.

Federal Reserve Bank of New York

Federal Reserve Bank of New York

International Banking Dpt.

33 Liberty Street New York, NY 10045. USA.

Attn: Beneficiary,

We received a payment credit instruction from United Nations to credit your account with your full Inheritance fund of US$10.5 Million from their reserve account with our bank.

However, you are required to provide the followings datas below:

{1}. Your Full Name and Address.:

{2}. Your Tel, Cell and Fax.

{3}. Your Bank name and address.:

{4}. Your A/c Name and A/c Numbers.:

{5}. Your Swift Code / Routing Numbers.:

{6}. A Copy of Your Valid ID

Please do provide the above information accurately, because this office cannot afford to be held liable for any wrong transfer of funds or liability of funds credited into a ghost account.

Thank you for choosing Federal Reserve Bank. We appreciate the opportunity to serve you.

Thanks and God bless you.

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Chairman Federal Reserve Bank New York.

 

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Attention Please,

Business proposition;

With great confidence contacting you in this business proposition having gone through your profile on the internet. Though, this medium (internet) has been greatly abused. But I still choose to reach you through this media because it鈥檚 still remains the fastest, surest and most secured medium of communication. However, this correspondence is unofficial, but private and confidential and should be treated as such.

Before I introduce myself, I wish to inform you that this letter is not a hoax or scam mail and I urge you to treat it with all seriousness it deserves. And I also guarantee this deal as hitch free from all what you may think of. My name is Mr. John Gordon, I am a German National. A Government registered Attorney Practicing here in China. My client (Alexander Lux), who until his death was an industrialist here in China, his wife and their only child were involved in the tsunami disaster on the 26th December 2004 in Sumatra Indonesia. Where he was on vacation with his family, since the bank's management knew about his death the management and the legal department of China Citic Bank in a recent meeting, recommended that the account of Alexander Lux, who was one of my Clients, be declared dormant and confiscated. That means froze his account and his fund sent to the banks treasury according to Chinese banking and financial law.

Alexander Lux, until now was an account holder with the Bank. He operates a domiciliary account with the sum of US$ 7,500,000.00 Seven Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollar deposited in the bank for safe keeping before his death. And until this date no one has come to lay claim of this fund as a beneficiary or next of kin to the beneficiary.

I honorably seek for your assistance as follows:
(1) I want you to act as a next of kin to the beneficiary
(2) I want you to provide a new bank account in your name where this money will be transferred into for safe keep

Please note that this money will be approved for transfer to you as the next of kin with the assistance an insider in the bank, who is one of the top management staff in the bank, I have already discussed Percentage with him.

I will be representing you here as your Legal Adviser. I will be handling all the legal documentations. Meanwhile I will be providing all the vital Documents for this claim. This whole process will last only but 7 to 14 Working days and this fund will be retrieved successfully without trace even in the nearest future.

Sharing arrangement
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If you are ready to assist me on this deal, please kindly provide me with the following information€ҐжЄ?as stated below:

1. Name in full___________________

2. Address_____________________3. Nationality_______________
4. Age________5. Sex________6. Occupation:__________________
7. Marital status_____________8. Private phone no________________

9. Private fax no__________________

And on conclusion of the fund transfer 30% of the total amount will be yours for your assistance and co-operation, while the 50% will be kept on trust for me in your provided account. After a week of this successful transaction, I will be joining you in your country for my share of the money. The Insider at the bank will be having 10% of the total money, while the remaining 10% has been mapped out to take care of Tax in your Country, as I am aware your Government will be demanding Tax from us and also all expenses incurred in the course of this transfer will be re-reimbursed from that amount.

If you are okay with my proposition, do not hesitate to send your response via e-mail to my private box (jgordon@yahoo.cn) , so that I can furnish you more with all the information needed,

I wish to hear from you soonest

Thanks for your cooperation
Mr. John Gordon.

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  Dear Beneficiary,

Having reviewed all the obstacles and problems surrounding the transfer of your (USD$2,500,000..00) and your inability to meet up with some charges levied against you due to the past transfer options, We the Board of Directors, Bank Of Africa (BOA) has ordered our Foreign Payment Remittance Unit to issue you a CORPORATE VISA CARD where your payment will be uploaded and today, we got notice that your Payment has been uploaded into this CORPORATE VISA CARD and also have registered it with DHL for delivery to you.

For your information, The delivery charges has been paid and they were supposed to have shipped your packaged ATM CARD but they insisted that you must re-confirm to them your current delivery address to ensure accurate Delivery.

MOST IMPORTANT: Due to the content of the package, DHL mandated that before your package will be shipped, A Tax/Stamp Duty MUST be procured according to the New Customs Creed and the importance of such Document is to ensure a hitch-free delivery and the amount is £35euros

Therefore re-confirm your current delivery address (i.e 1. Full Names, 2. Delivery Address and 3. Telephone Number) to DHL.  

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Email: dhloffice02@sify.com
Tel: +229 9993 2213

Please hurry now as your package might incure demurrages if it stays more than 3days with DHL.

Thanks,
Mrs. Joyce. O. Williams
For the Management of BOA.

  

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 Dear Beneficiary,

Having reviewed all the obstacles and problems surrounding the transfer of your (USD$2,500,000..00) and your inability to meet up with some charges levied against you due to the past transfer options, We the Board of Directors, Bank Of Africa (BOA) has ordered our Foreign Payment Remittance Unit to issue you a CORPORATE VISA CARD where your payment will be uploaded and today, we got notice that your Payment has been uploaded into this CORPORATE VISA CARD and also have registered it with DHL for delivery to you.

For your information, The delivery charges has been paid and they were supposed to have shipped your packaged ATM CARD but they insisted that you must re-confirm to them your current delivery address to ensure accurate Delivery.

MOST IMPORTANT: Due to the content of the package, DHL mandated that before your package will be shipped, A Tax/Stamp Duty MUST be procured according to the New Customs Creed and the importance of such Document is to ensure a hitch-free delivery and the amount is £35euros

Therefore re-confirm your current delivery address (i.e 1. Full Names, 2. Delivery Address and 3. Telephone Number) to DHL.  

johnson williams
DHL International Benin
Lot No. 23 Patte D'Oie
03 BP 2147
Cotonou
Email: dhloffice02@sify.com
Tel: +229 9993 2213

Please hurry now as your package might incure demurrages if it stays more than 3days with DHL.

Thanks,
Mrs. Joyce. O. Williams
For the Management of BOA.

  

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TOYOTA INTERNATIONAL LOTTO (HEADQUARTERS)

Customer Service Department Affiliate of Toyota Japan.

#28 Kanashiwa road Tokyo JP

Dear Winner,

We are pleased to inform you of the announcement made today, You are among the winners of the TOYOTA CAR INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION PROGRAM Participants who were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 2,500,000 email addresses of individuals and companies from all part of the world as part of our electronic business Promotions Program.

As a result of your visiting various websites, we are running the e-business promotions for You/Your Company email address, attached to ticket number 719-266-1319, with serial number 902-66 drew the lucky numbers 5,12, 30, 11, 17, 43 and Bonus number 12, Your Insurance Number: FLS433/ 453L /G MSA and consequently you won in the Second Category of the TOYOTA FORTUNE LOTTO DRAW.

You have therefore been approved for the payment of the sum of $1,000000.00USD (One million United States dollars) in cash, including a 2010 Toyota Highlander Hybrid Limited 4X4 base, which is the winning present /amount for the Second category winners. This is from the total prize money of $2,650,000.00USD shared among the international winners in the Second category.

Please be informed that your won fund of the sum of $1,000000.00USD is now with the payee center. Contact our agent and give them your full names so that they will re-insure your winning fund under your full names. Together with the port where your winning car should be shipped to.

To file for your claim, please contact our Claim Agent/Hon. coordinator immediately

Name: Mr. Morris Wang

Tel: 0086 13535484911

Emails:

toyotapromo@asia.com

morriswang@asia.com

CONGRATULATIONS!!!! Once again from all members of our staff and thank you for being a part of our International Promotions program.

We wish you continued good fortunes.

Please provide the following details for processing of your claim.

1, Names in full:

2,Address:

3, Date of Birth/Age:

4,Country:

5, Tel/Fax:

6,Occupation:

Kindly get back to us as soon possible with the requide information for us to proccede with your file Thanks TOYOTA lotto organization.

Yours sincerely,

Mrs. Ing Chuny Liu,

Hon. Coordinator.

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PROPOSITION

Dear Friend,
I wish to intimate you with a request that would be of immense benefit to you and me. Being an executor of WILL, it is possible that we may be tempted to make fortune out of my client situation, since we cannot help it,or left with no better option. The issue I am presenting to you is about my client who WILLED a fortune to his next-of-kin. It was most unfortunate that he and his next-of-kin died on the same day in the sharja plane crash of Tuesday 10 February 2004.
I am now faced with a problem of who to pass the fortune to. According to the English law, the fortune is supposed to be bequeathed to the government. However,i dont belong to that school of thought which proposes that the fortune of unlucky people be given to the government. I seek your assistance to act as the beneficiary of the inheritance, and lay claim to the legacy (12.4million pounds sterling),which this my unfortunate client bequeathed to his next-of-kin. For now, It is only known to me, as my client had great confidence in me.
Everything will be shared between you and I. The sharing pattern would be 40% for you and 60% for me. All I have to do is to amend the WILL stating you as the beneficiary to the 12.4million pounds sterling. I prefer not to divulge my full identity so as not to risk being debarred. The English Bar considers it a breach of the oath of the English Bar Council.
I need not emphasize to you that the sensitivity of this issue need not be toyed with by neglecting its confidentiality. At this point I want to assure you that your true consent, full cooperation and confidentiality are all that are required for us to take full advantage of this great opportunity.
This is an opportunity that people rarely have. I look forward to hearing from you soon. I can be contacted via my private email below..

Yours truly,
Barr. Tim Pullen
barr_timpullen@live.com

Attention please

Hello,

I am barrister, (Anazim Ibrahim) an attorney at law in Malaysia. A deceased client of mine,
that shares the same last name as yours, died as the result of a heart-related condition on March 12th 2005.
His heart condition was due to the death of all the members of his family in the tsunami disaster on the 26th December 2004 in Sumatra Indonesia .
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_Indian_Ocean_earthquake

I contacted you to assist in retrieving and distributing the money left behind by my
client(S$17,500,000.00 Million).that is what he left behind.

Best regards,
Barr....Anazim Ibrahim.
anazimibm@gmail.com

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Hello     I am Mr. Francis Mani the only child of late Dr  Johnson Mani. My father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant in Abidjan Ivory Coast (Cote d'Ivoire), my father was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outings on a business trip .   My mother died when I was a baby and since then my father took me so special.Before the death of my father in a private hospital here in Abidjan he secretly called me on his bed side and told me that he has the sum of six million, five hundred thousand United State Dollars. USD ($6,500,000.00) left in a security company here in Abidjan, that he used my name as the only Child for his next of kin in depositing the funds. Dear, I am honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways: (1) To stand as a guardian of this fund. (2) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education and to secure a resident permit in your country.Moreover, Dear, i am willing to offer you 15% of the total sum as compensation for your effort/ input after the successful transfer of this fund into your nominated account overseas.   My late father Instructed me to seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose such as real estate management or hotel management . Furthermore, you indicate your options towards assisting me as I believe that this transaction would be concluded within four (4) days you signify interest to assist me.   Anticipating to hear from you soon. Best regards, Francis Mani

My Dear,

My Dear,

I am writing this mail to you with tears and sorrow from my heart. With due respect , trust and humanity, i appeal to you to exercise a little patience and read through my letter i feel quite safe dealing with you in this important business having gone through your remarkable profile, honestly i am writing this email to you with pains, tears and sorrow from my heart, i will really like to have a good relationship with you and i have a special reason why i decided to contact you, i decided to contact you due to the urgency of my situation, My name is Miss. Jenifer Kipkalya Kones, 23yrs old female and I held from Kenya in East Africa. My father was the former Kenyan road Minister. He and Assistant Minister of Home Affairs Lorna Laboso had been on board the Cessna 210, which was headed to Kericho and crashed in a remote area called Kajong'a, in western Kenya. The plane crashed on the Tuesday 10th, June,2008.You can read more about the crash through the below site:
http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/africa/06/10/kenya.crash/index.html

After the burial of my father, my stepmother and uncle conspired and sold my father's property to an italian Expertrate which the shared the money among themselves and live nothing for me. One faithful morning, I opened my father's briefcase and found out the documents which he have deposited huge amount of money in one bank in Cote D'Ivoire with my name as the next of kin. I travelled to Cote D'Ivoire to withdraw the money for a better life so that I can take care of myself and start a new life, on my arrival, the Bank Director whom I met in person told me that my father's instuction to the bank is that the money would only be release to me when I am married or present a trustee who will help me and invest the money overseas. I am in search of an honest and reliable person who will help me and stand as my trustee so that I will present him to the Bank for transfer of the money to his bank account overseas. I have chosen to contact you after my prayers and I believe that you will not betray my trust. But rather take me as your own sister.

Though you may wonder why I am so soon revealing myself to you without knowing you, well I will say that my mind convinced me that you may be the true person to help me. Moreso, I will like to disclose much to you if you can help me to relocate to your country because my stepmother have threaten to assinate me. The amount is ( $8. 9 USD )Million United State Dollars, and I have confirmed from the bank in Cote D'Ivoire on my arrival, You will also help me to place the money in a more profitable business venture in your Country. However, you will help by recommending a nice University in your country so that I can complete my studies. It is my intention to compensate you with 20% of the total money for your services and the balance shall be my capital in your establishment. As soon as I receive your positive response showing your interest I will put things into action immediately. In the light of the above.I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this transaction sincerely.

AWAITING YOUR URGENT AND POSITIVE RESPONSE . Please do keep this only to your self for now untill the bank will transfer the fund. I beg you not to disclose it till i come over because I am afraid of my wicked stepmother who has threatened to kill me and have the money alone ,I thank God Today that am out from my country (KENYA) but now In (Cote D'Ivoire) where my father deposited these money with my name as the next of Kin.I have the documents for the claims.
Yours Sincerely
Jenifer Kipkalya Kones.