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The Lighter Side Of Bridge - Get a Giggle From Your Bridge Game
by Ron Klinger

The Umpire Strikes Back A scream for the Director frequently disrupts the game for the other players. On one occasion when the stillness of the game was shattered by a raucous shout of 'Di-rek-tor', the Director went to the microphone and softly, oh so softly, said : 'Who called? Please raise your paw.'

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CONTACT MR JAMES 0.BROWN FOR YOUR ($850,000.00)

Hello Dear Good Friend.

I am Mr.Sunday Enugu who contacted you before about transferring those funds, now i am very happy to inform you about my success in getting that fund transferred, which you try allot but later you started having biased mind, I want to let you know that its good to do good, I'm in China now with my own share of the total fund.

Now Kindly contact my secretary on the information Name Mr James 0.Brown Email:(jamesbrown1@w.cn) in Cotonou, Benin Republic.Ask him to send you the total sum of ($850,000.00) Eight hundred and fifthly dollars in ATM CARD, which I kept for your compensation. Kindly reconfirm to him the
following below information;

Your full name_
Your address___
Your country__
Your age___
Your occupation___
Your Phone number__

Note that if you did not send him the above information complete he will not release the ATM CARD to you because he has to be sure that it is you. Ask him to send you your ATM CARD.

Regards
Mr.Sunday Enugu.

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NEW MESSAGE FROM TOYOTA

TOYOTA INTERNATIONAL LOTTO (HEADQUARTERS)

Customer Service Department Affiliate of Toyota Japan.

#28 Kanashiwa road Tokyo JP

Dear Winner,

We are pleased to inform you of the announcement made today, You are among the winners of the TOYOTA CAR INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION PROGRAM Participants who were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 2,500,000 email addresses of individuals and companies from all part of the world as part of our electronic business Promotions Program.

As a result of your visiting various websites, we are running the e-business promotions for You/Your Company email address, attached to ticket number 719-266-1319, with serial number 902-66 drew the lucky numbers 5,12, 30, 11, 17, 43 and Bonus number 12, Your Insurance Number: FLS433/ 453L /G MSA and consequently you won in the Second Category of the TOYOTA FORTUNE LOTTO DRAW.

You have therefore been approved for the payment of the sum of $1,000000.00USD (One million United States dollars) in cash, including a 2010 Toyota Highlander Hybrid Limited 4X4 base, which is the winning present /amount for the Second category winners. This is from the total prize money of $2,650,000.00USD shared among the international winners in the Second category.

Please be informed that your won fund of the sum of $1,000000.00USD is now with the payee center. Contact our agent and give them your full names so that they will re-insure your winning fund under your full names. Together with the port where your winning car should be shipped to.

To file for your claim, please contact our Claim Agent/Hon. coordinator immediately

Name: Mr. Morris Wang

Tel: 0086 13535484911

Emails:

toyotapromo@asia.com

morriswang@asia.com

CONGRATULATIONS!!!! Once again from all members of our staff and thank you for being a part of our International Promotions program.

We wish you continued good fortunes.

Please provide the following details for processing of your claim.

1, Names in full:

2,Address:

3, Date of Birth/Age:

4,Country:

5, Tel/Fax:

6,Occupation:

Kindly get back to us as soon possible with the requide information for us to proccede with your file Thanks TOYOTA lotto organization.

Yours sincerely,

Mrs. Ing Chuny Liu,

Hon. Coordinator.

TOYOTA lotto organization.

URGENT BUSSINESS PROPOSAL

FROM JACKSON MOYO

GLENDOVEN FARMS, ZIMBABWE

Dear Partner,Naturally,this letter will come to you as a surprise since we havenot met,permit me however to introduce myself,I am Jackson Moyo,a blackZimbabwean farmer,currently in south africa as reffuge. I used to work in threetobacco farms in Chipinge,and I was also part owner of these farms which wereowned by my late father. I am contacting you as the need for me to have aforeign partner in your country has become necessary due to my plans to relocateto that country so that I can purchase some land and start farming all overagain,as the present political instability in Zimbabwe,does not encourage

financial investment as the environment is no longer conducive for farming investment and most of all,security is not guaranteed,just as reported by international media.This problem started when the Zimbabwean government under the leadership of President Robert Mugabe announced a decree on May 31st 2000 to seize more than849 white-owned farms.During this period,as reported by international media and he CNN,more than 600 farmers(including my father) were killed; thegovernment is not stopping at this, as the government has already asked all farmers to give up their farms to government or risk going to prison.So far,more than 1,400 owned farms have been invaded and confiscated,as wellas claiming the properties of the farmers. Also,about 1333 farmers arrested for defying the orders to leave their farms under the controversial land reform program of the government.

Having lived in this country south africa for years,Am reffuge some years therefore,I decided to contact you,for your assistance,so that I can divert my interest in south africa to a more stable country as yours. Also,I must re-iterate the importance of having a citizen of your country to front or me,since i intend to purchase some land for farming,I do not know much about your land-ownership laws,I thought it wise to seek the help of a foreigner to act as proxy for me.For this purpose,I have put in a security deposit all monies from the sale of my farming equipment(including tractors etc)

and also all financial profits.All these are a total of US$18.5million.I will upon receiving your consent prepare every document to enable you receive this money on my behalf,pending my arrival to meet with you in your country so that we can both make further arrangements with regards to the purchase of land.For your assistance to me,you will be entitled to a commission of 15% of the total sum that you will be receiving on my behalf for the above purpose.If you are

interested and willing to assist me,you should please forward to me the following information so that I can reach you or call me in this number +27-73-639-2816 I will tell you more details.

1. YOUR CONTACT ADDRESS

2. YOUR TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER,

3. VALID ID OF YOURSELF,

I am waiting urgently for your response,while also requesting that you treat

this matter in strict privacy.Cheers and God bless.

I will give you more details when i hear from you.You can click on the link

below to get a better understanding my situation and why i need to move out my

money:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/1068528.stm

Best Regards

Jackson Moyo

CONFIDENTIAL.

Dear friend, Greetings to you and your family, I am Mr Dove Rock the Auditing and Accounting section manager in AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK (A.D.B) Ouagadougou Burkina faso. I need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of ($39.5)million to your account within 10 or14 banking days. This money has been dormant for years in our Bank with out claim. So this is the reason why i contacted you in a good manner so that the bank can release the money to you as the next of kin to the deceased customer.If you really want to do this business with me,let me have a positive response from you via return mail for more personal discussions and transmission of documents,facilitated and get back to me immediately.I am expecting your urgent response. Best Regard. Mr rock.

FROM: PERRY WINCHESTER

FROM: PERRY WINCHESTER
1ST ARMORED DIVISION IN IRAQ
Reply to my private email: perrywinch01@g.pl

Hello,

I feel quite safe dealing with you in this business proposition having gone through your profile on the internet, I have considered reaching having seen that you are a professional. Though this medium (Internet) has been greatly abused, I choose to reach you through it because it still remains the fastest, surest and most secured medium of communication. However, this correspondence is unofficial and private, and it should be treated as such. Before I introduce myself, I urge you to treat it with the seriousness it deserves. I also guarantee you that this deal is hitch free from any risk.

My name is Perry Winchester. I am an American soldier and am serving in the military with the 1st Armored Division in Iraq till date. As you know we are being attacked by insurgents everyday and car bombs/suicide bombers. However, I managed to move part of funds belonging to Saddam Hussein's family in 2009. The total amount is USD$38.6 Million dollars. This money has been kept deposited in for a while now, but with the proposed troop in-increase by President Barrack Obama to end the war and make peace with Iraq militant and terrorist I am afraid that the money may be confiscated as I do not access it as a result of our current military engagement. Hence I want to make sure that the money is in safe hands pending the completion of our assignment here.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2988455.stm
I look forward to hear from you so as to extend more confidential details to you immediately. I really hope that I can trust you. I am offering that you have 40% of the money while I will have 50%, then the balance 10% should be used for charity. Reply to my private email: perrywinch01@g.pl

Yours sincerely,
Capt. Perry Winchester.

Hello

Hello pal,

I need your assistance, I Am SGT. Matt Lowell and i'm with the Engineering unit here in Ba'qubah Iraq for the United States, I have about 2.7 million US dollars that I want to move out of the country. I need a good partner,someone I can trust to actualize this venture.The money is from oil deal and legal.

But I am moving it by diplomatic means to your house directly or a safe and secured location of your choice using diplomatic courier services. But can I trust you? Once the funds get to you, you take your 30% out and keep 70% until i come to meet with you. Your own part of this deal is to find a safe place where the funds can be sent to. Mine is sending it to you.

If you are interested reply and I will furnish you with more details.

Urgently awaiting your response.

SGT. Matt Lowell

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Attention Pls:Your Fund Approval is Updated, Contact the ATM Department Now.

From The Desk Of
Dr. Sanusi Lamido Sanusi
Governor, Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN)

Attention: ATM Card Beneficiary,

I wish to use this medium to inform you that your CONTRACT/INHERITANCE
Payment of USD$10,000,000.00 (Ten Million United States Dollars) from
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA have been RELEASED and APPROVED for onward
transfer to you via an ATM CARD which you will use to withdraw all the
USD$10,000,000.00 in any ATM SERVICE MACHINE in any part of the world, but
the maximum you can withdraw in a day is USD$10,000.00 Only.

We have mandated OCEANIC BANK PLC, to send you the ATM CARD and PIN NUMBER
which you will use to withdraw all your USD$10 Million Dollars in any ATM
SERVICE MACHINE in any part of the world, but the maximum you can withdraw
in a day is USD$10,000.00 Only.

You are therefore advised to contact the Head of ATM CARD Department of
OCEANIC BANK PLC;
Contact Person: Mr. Harry Uba,
Office email address: atmoceanicplc@sify.com

Tell Mr. Harry Uba, that you received a message from the CENTRAL BANK OF
NIGERIA. Instructing him to send you the ATM CARD and PIN NUMBER which you
will use to withdraw your USD$10 Million Dollars in any ATM SERVICE
MACHINE in any part of the world, also send him your direct phone number
and contact address where you want him to send the ATM CARD and PIN NUMBER
to you.

We are very sorry for the plight you have gone through in the past years.
Thanks for adhering to this instruction and once again accept our
congratulations.
Best Regards.

DR,SANUSI LAMIDO SANUSI
Executive Governor,
Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN).

Attention My Dear Beneficiary ,CONTACT PREMIER SECURITY COMPANY IMMEDIATELY FOR YOUR CONSIGNMENT PAC

Attention My Dear Beneficiary ,   I have been waiting to hear from you in regards to the draft of $1.5 Million Us Dollar but you did not reply all my emails.Well I have deposited the Draft with premier Securities here in Benin Republic, because I will be travelling to the Uk to see my boss and I will not come back till next month end. You have to contact premier security Company to know when they will deliver your package .I have paid for the delivering charges and insurance fee.The only money you have to send to them is their security keeping fee to received your package. This is their Contact Address Contact Person is incharge [ Dr.Kala Buzo ]Director premier Securities Company Benin Republic. Try to contact them with this [registration number PC0124475BN] as soon as possible to avoid increasing the security keeping fee.I gave them your delivering address but you have to reconfirm it to them again to avoid any mistake in your delivering.   THE Director premier security Company Benin Republic. Contact Person: is incharge:.......[ Dr.Kala Buzo ] E-mail:........[ premiersecuritiesltd@yahoo.com ] Contact :===+229-99984801.   This is what they need from you Please Send them your contacts information to enable them locate you immediately they arrived in your country with your box. RECONFIRM YOUR DELIVERY INFORMATION TO THE PREMIER SECURITY COMPANY Benin Republic.. 1. YOUR FULL NAME: 2. YOUR HOME ADDRESS: 3. YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER: 4. YOUR COUNTRY: 5. YOUR CITY : 6. A COPY OF YOUR PICTURE: Let me know as soon as you receive your Draft . Thanks,from managing director of premier security Company limited, BEST REGARD. Thanks and Remain Blessed to You. Barr .MIKE SMITH.   CONTACT PREMIER SECURITY COMPANY IMMEDIATELY FOR YOUR CONSIGNMENT PACKAGE.

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Department Affiliate of Toyota Japan. #28 Kanashiwa road Tokyo JP Dear Winner,
We are pleased to inform you of the announcement made today, You are among
the winners of the TOYOTA CAR INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION PROGRAM Participants
who were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 2,500,000 email
addresses of individuals and companies from all part of the world as part
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From Mr. Stephane Devos

Dear Friend,

My name is Mr. Stephane Devos, a Business Manager with Foreign Trade Bank(Cambodia office), am as well an account officer to a deceased customer of our bank, who died on a car ccident with his wife and two children along Cambodian Thai-way on November 16th 2004. His account of US$18,765,000.00 million with us has been unclaimed due to unavailability of next of kin/relatives to claim his estate. In accordance with the escheat laws in Cambodia as a kingdom, the Board of Directors of the bank met forth night ago and resolved to turn the estate of the deceased over to Government pause having waited for too long without the deceased relatives/next of kin surfacing property and if this is done, invariably, the funds will end up to become Government property and it is as a result of this that am moved to contact you considering the fact that the money will be intact pending until my physical arrival at your end for sharing.

In view of this, am seeking your cooperation and understanding to stand as the deceased next of kin to enable us claim the inheritance before the period given by the bank elapse. All I require is your honest co-operation and I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Please accept my apologies and keep my confidence. At the end of the transfer you shall have 40% of the total amount.

Considering the money involved, and due to the nature of this transaction, it is necessary for you to be sure of whom you are transacting with. I want to be sure that you are ready, to execute this transaction with me, What I expect from you is trust and commitment, I want this large sum of money transferred with your assistance and you should have nothing to worry about regarding legality at all because what affects you Shall also affects me too, considering the paper work we are about to sign together, but I will appreciate you to follow my directives amicably as everything shall be done in accordance passing through all international banking laws, and as a banker I know that if we follow up this transaction diligently it would be completed within 14 working days.

Do not fail to get back to me as soon as you have receive this mail right now to enable us discuss further, with your telephone and fax numbers for easy communication and oral discussion.
Your full name: _________ Contact address: _________ Occupation: _________ Country: _________ Age: _________ Contact number: _________

I await your prompt reply on this.
Kind Regards
Mr. Stephane Devos

Contact Foreign Service Manager

WINNING NOTIFICATION

We wish to congratulate and inform you on the selection of your cash prize 1,950,000.00 (ONE MILLION NINE HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND
POUNDS ONLY) in the United Kingdom online lottery Promotion Program held on August 2010.
The selection of your e-mail address process was Carried out through random selection in our computerized email selection system (ESS)
from a database of over 250,000 email addresses drawn from which you were Selected and your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 38569, REF NO: OCF/3.259839603/10 with Serial number 643 drew the lucky numbers: 01-35-06-41-07-56.

Contact Foreign Service Manager immediately with the feed
Verification/Fund Release Form Below:
Name Mr. Bobby Cole
Email: fsmbobbycole@yahoo.cn
Tel: +447045744308

1. Full Name:
2. Full Address:
3. Marital Status:
4. Occupation:
5. Age:
6. Sex:
7. Nationality:
8. Country of Residence:
9. Telephone Number:

Congratulations

Yours Faithfully
Veverly Williams
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FEDEX EXPRESS DELIVERY COMPANY REPUBLIC OF BENIN

Attention Please,

We have Paid the Fedex Courier and Delivery Company the delivery fee for the delivery of your fund ($1.5 MILLION) which has been credited in an ATM MASTER CARD for easy and safe delivery.But the manager of Central Bank Of West African States Benin Republic told me that the ATM CARD will be re-activated before sending it to you so that you will be able to withdraw the whole $1.500.000.00 before it will expire.So i told director of Fedex Courier and Security company to please help in re-activating the card before delivering it to you, So the only fee you will pay him is $185 re-activation charges to enable him re-activate the card before sending it to you to avoid expiry.

Below is the needed information to enable them re-activate and deliver your ATM MASTER CARD to you immediately.Note: the only fee you have to pay them is $185usd that they will use in re-activating the CARD and also indicate this code (ISC0081) when writen or calling the director, because it will prove that you are the owner of the ATM MASTER CARD.

FEDEX EXPRESS DELIVERY COMPANY REPUBLIC OF BENIN
DR. Ibrahim Matthew (DIRECTOR)
EMAIL: (dhldeliveryserv@w.cn)
Telephone +229 99 48 16 28

SEND THE BELOW INFORMATION TO THE FEDEX COURIER AND DELIVERY COMPANY DIRECTOR ON THE ABOVE INFORMATION

1.YOUR FULL NAME:
2.YOUR HOME ADDRESS:
3.YOUR CURRENT HOME TELEPHONE NUMBER:
4.A COPY OF YOUR PICTURE:
5.NATIONALITY:

Do let me know immediately you receive your ATM MASTER CARD so that we can share the joy togerther please do not forget to indicate this code(ISC0081) to him ok.

Thanks
Dr Marcel Okechuks

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Business Proposal

Dear Friend,

My proposal is buying and selling. The name of the product is VICTAX LACROTINE is use for live stock and vaccine In US and UK, it is sold for GBP4,800.00 (Four Thousand Eight Hundred GBP) per carton of 10bottles each, and the buyer of this product is the company i work as a market research director.

Our company is interested in buying 100 cartons for the start. I got a supplier in Malaysia who sells this same product for US$1,650.00 (One Thousand Six Hundred and Fifty US$) per carton, but i have already convinced our company that the price is GBP3,200.00 per carton, and our company is very much interested to buy for GBP3,200.00 (Three Thousand Two Hundred GBP) per carton.

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Business Proposal

Dear Friend,

My proposal is buying and selling. The name of the product is VICTAX LACROTINE is use for live stock and vaccine In US and UK, it is sold for GBP4,800.00 (Four Thousand Eight Hundred GBP) per carton of 10bottles each, and the buyer of this product is the company i work as a market research director.

Our company is interested in buying 100 cartons for the start. I got a supplier in Malaysia who sells this same product for US$1,650.00 (One Thousand Six Hundred and Fifty US$) per carton, but i have already convinced our company that the price is GBP3,200.00 per carton, and our company is very much interested to buy for GBP3,200.00 (Three Thousand Two Hundred GBP) per carton.

If you are interested, I will introduce you to our company as the supplier so that our company can contact you directly for the purchase, then i will give you the contact of the Malaysia supplier. But you must make sure that our company does not have any direct contact with the original supplier in Malaysia so that I wouldn't stand the risk of losing my job.
So you buy from the Malaysia supplier at US$1,650.00 Thousand Six Hundred and Fifty US$) per pack, and supply to our company at GBP3, 200.00 ((Three Thousand Two Hundred GBP) and at the end of every supply, you give me 30% from the net profit as my commission.

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I will be waiting for your kind response

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My Name is Sr. Francisco De Manuel Mateus.

 

My Name is Sr. Francisco De Manuel Mateus.

I am from Portugal I have been diagnosed with cancer. It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts. I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone (not even myself) but my
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Please note that the business is now between you, myself and the Minister of Finance as both of us have to share the money; 30% for You and 60% for myself and the Finance Minister,while 10% will be kept aside for any expenses both parties will incure in course of the transaction.You should kindly get back to us urgently so that we can discuss in details on how we can meet in Cotonou for the Actualization of the business.

For more details,you are therefore advised to contact our co-ordinator who will give you More information on what to do.

Name: Michael Bangura
Email:mbangura00010@gmail.com
Phone: 234-706-933-5998

You should also confirm the following information to him to enable him submit it with the Security Company in Cotonou for the immediate Processing of the Payment in your name.

1. Your Full Names.

2. Your Contact/Receiving Address.

3.Your Phone and Fax Numbers Mobile Phone Included.

4. Your Age, Occupation/Position Held.

5. Scan and Send To Us any of Your Identity.

Yours Faithfully,
Dr.Sanusi Lamido Sanusi.
Governor,Central Bank of Nigeria {CBN}
Federal Republic Of Nigeria.

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